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Tilting toward a bridge photo: Larry Castek |
Before anyone gets too worried by the title of this post, I should
admit up front that acqua alta, for all the attention it receives,
typically presents no danger to visitors.
Though, as I
mentioned in a post some time ago, a fair number of visitors seem to
expect something rather dramatic. Not long after the deadly tsunami in
Japan, a Japanese visitor to my friend's lace shop asked about aqua alta
itself as if it too were prone to crash upon the city with furious
destructive force.
In fact, there's usually nothing furious about acqua alta.
The same, however, can't be said about all
gondolieri--as an incident that my wife Jen witnessed last week on the season's first day of acqua alta attests.
She
was walking on Fondamenta dell'Osmarin, headed in the direction of the
leaning tower of San Giorgio dei Greci, when she heard, first, a loud
awful scraping sound, then, an explosion of Italian curses.
She turned to find that a gondola with a load of five passengers and a young
gondoliere in his twenties had gotten stuck beneath a bridge.
You
see, the acqua alta had greatly reduced the clearance beneath the
city's bridges and the only way a gondola--with its elevated silver
ferro upfront and its elegant
risso in back--could pass beneath some of them was at a tilt of 45-degrees.
Apparently, this particular gondola fell a few degrees short of the mark.
Its gleaming
ferro
was stuck fast against the brick underside of the bridge and its pilot
was apoplectic. So much so that the only language he could muster at
first was Italian. Which was certainly fortunate, as his passengers
appeared to speak only English and were spared full comprehension of the
curses and insults he directed toward them--though not, alas, their
volume or force.
Among the kinder things he repeated was, "
Cicciona! Muovati!" Now, while
ciccia--as I wrote about in a post last year (
http://veneziablog.blogspot.it/2011/03/2-terms-of-endearment-best-avoided-in.html)--is a term of endearment, roughly equivalent to "dumpling,"
cicciona
basically means "fatso". "Move it, fatso!" is what he was saying,
singling out one unfortunate woman with his extended arm as the cause of
all his misery.
For the only way to get the gondola to
the proper tilt to pass underneath a bridge during acqua alta is for
all of its passengers to be properly arranged along one side (as in the
photo at top). Perhaps the woman in question shifted her position at the
last moment. Or perhaps the blame really lay with the
gondoliere
himself, for underestimating the limited clearance, and for not
properly arranging his passengers as they approached the bridge.
Wherever
the blame lay, the end result was one extremely unpleasant gondola ride
for everyone involved. As well as an extended bit of spontaneous
canal-based theater for the ever-growing crowd that paused upon the
fondamenta to watch. At a certain point the young
gondoliere
gathered the tatters of his wits and English language skills about him,
addressed his passengers in a more productive (if hardly more polite)
manner, and after much scraping and struggling, eventually shoved his
gondola free of the bridge.
The gondola's
ferro was badly scraped up, its
risso splintered.
The youthfulness of the
gondoliere, as well as something about the nature of his reaction, made Jen think that the gondola did not even belong to him.
We can't be sure about that, but it's not hard to imagine the indignant account he gave of this disaster to his fellow
gondolieri (those damn tourists!), nor is it hard to imagine the mockery he must still be receiving from his colleagues a week later.
Nor
is it hard to imagine his unfortunate passengers' account of their
harrowing ride. Did they pay full price? Did they file a complaint?
In
any case, I present the anecdote as a warning of one particular
acqua-alta-related hazard, and with the suggestion that if you're intent
on taking a relaxing ride in a Venetian gondola it's probably best to
avoid doing so when the water is at its height. There's nothing romantic
about being herded to one side or the other of a gondola like so much
high-paying ballast.